My loves: John Mayer, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Girls, Glee, Darren Criss, Adam Scott, Jason Bateman, Jeremy Renner, Breaking Bad, Pretty Little Liars, Disney, Cory Monteith, movies, Darren Criss, Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, meeting celebrities, and llamas. BTW! My blog title comes from Darren Criss himself. :) -12/14/11 will always be the perfect evening <3
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake.
ok we had to watch this in chem class
thE LAB PARTNER THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE
this is like a really bad porno
WE WATCHED THIS IN MY ENVIRO CLASS AND WE WERE FUCKING ROLLING ON THE GROUND JESUS CHRIST THE TEACHER WAS BENT IN HALF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
"Your teacher will clear the other students from the room" AND YET THE LAB PARTNER IS STILL THERE LIKE A CREEP WHAT
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.